|“||Sprankles151 was slain by HyperSilence using [Anal Bleeder]
Azureila: omg wat
Jack Firebane: should have just named it anal bleeding
Jack Firebane: you kil people with anal bleeding
Azureila: I think the sword's meant to be the one causing the anal bleeding, lol
Azureila: It is the Anal Bleeder, it bleeds the anuses
HyperSilence: oh yes
—A scholarly discussion of the Anal Bleeder
The blade was carried by HyperSilence as his close-combat weapon of choice during the Northham Wars. Though not as powerful as Skill/Hacks, it was an excellent first-strike weapon perfect for ambushes and delivering additional fall and fire damage, as well as severing heads so that they could displayed within the Dragonslayers' Hall of Shame.
When Cary was entrapped inside the HyperSpire's shop, HyperSilence used Anal Bleeder to kill him, instigating a feud which would lead to the Northham Hall Incident.
After their faction leader Calp0l was banished and the Dragonslayers temporarily fell into disarray, their claim deed at Bordertown expired and was subsequently raided by the forces of Golden Glen. Cary discovered Anal Bleeder in a chest there and took it back home, kept in a special chest reserved for emergencies. It was nearly lost when he died using it to try to recover his lost items in the Nether, but a narrow rescue attempt and team effort from Tox led to its recovery.
Tox moved the sword to the secure bunker Deep Thought following Cary's departure into self-imposed exile.
When Tycar used a tunnel in the basement of his Krispy Kreme to breach the defenses of Underhang, Tox beheaded him with Anal Bleeder and mounted his skull as a battle trophy.
|Items of Dragonhollow|
|Weapons||Anal Bleeder • Arm of Zeus • Bleak Laughter • Bludgeon • Cranny Lightsaber • Cupid's Arrow • Cupid's Bow • Darth Mox's Lightsaber • DDoS Edge • Get Hype • Ice Bow • Infinimend • Light Saber • Lucky Blade • Milk Blade • Neith's Quiver • NightStalker • Nightedge • Nutcracker • Olympus Shard • One Hit Wonder • Rambro's Slicer • Rollover • Royal Dinger • Silver Blade • Skill/Hacks • Skyclear Arrow • Sniper's Bow • Snowcrest Sword of Ice • Spirit Bow • Stone Club • Strife • Super Snowballs • The Champion's Blade • THFUS• Toxic Death • Training Sword • Witherington's Witherer|
|Armor||Archery Contest T-Shirt • Aegis Breastplate • Bannerhat • Bunny Suit • Chest of R'hllor • Creeper Costume • Diving Helmet • Fairy Wings • Flash Feet • Heavy Old Boots • Helm of Hades • Italian Leather Cuirass • Mob Masks • Milk Armor • Miner's Helmet • Olympus Colosseum T-Shirt • Platinum Armor • Rocket Boots • Royal Armor • Scuba Helmet • Sloth's Barding • Spring Cleaning T-Shirt • TFC Survivor T-Shirt • Thorny Chest • Tinkle Toes • Twinkle Toes • Vanilla Ice T-Shirt • Ymir's Armor • War Wings|
|Tools||Aegis • Banana • Basher • Blue Steel Pickaxe • Clan Shield • Fish Stick • Golden Shovel • One Use Ho • OP Diamond Pax • Pixel Glitcher • Pronto Pickaxe • Rambro's Shelter • Restoration Pickaxe • Royal Basher • Spawner Miner • Spawner Spooner • Steel Pickaxe • The Champion's Pickaxe • Treelopper|
|Food & Drink||Apple of Discord • Apple of Grace • Bloody Mary • Cranny Cookie • Dragon Daiquiri • Duff • Elixir of Life • Espresso • Fragrant Coffee • Garden Espresso • Gin+Tonic • Glowing Potion • Grog • Haste Potion • Healthy Apple • Laudanum • Levitation Potion • Love Potion • Luck Potion • Milk of the Poppy • Mocha • Olympus Pie • Panacea's Potion • Piss Water • Poppy Water • Rose Cake • Strayton's Apple • Super Speed Potion • Zombie Jerky|
|Packs & Sets||Archer's Set • Better Starter Kit • Cleric's Set • DDoS Protection Pack • Eye's Set • Goddess Gear • Holloween Surprise Bag • Husky's Set • Knight's Set • Restoration Pack • Rogue's Set • Starter Kit • Stray's Set • Strayton's Set • Thanksgiving Dinner Basket • Ymir's Set|
|Other Items||1-UP • Airship Ticket • Bag • Contaminated Iron • Cleansed Iron • Corrupted Stone • Damp Skull • Dungeon Spider's Eye • Enchanting Tome • Extra Claim Deed • Guide Exchange Coin • Hearthstone • Ice Guardian Head • Invitation Slip • Join Clan Token • Join Clan Scroll • Kyklooppi's Gem • Luxurious Saddle • Magic Claimblocks • Morpheus' Poppy • Old-Fashioned Saddle • Parcel Bomb • Passport • Player Tracker • Quartz Shard • Reward Key • Safety Torch • Sloth's Head • Snowcrest Spawner • Teleport Scrolls • Teleport Tokens • Time Skipper • Token • Tracker Jammer • Tyrant's Totem • Vex's Set • Wither Key • Wither's Set • Witherington's Monocle • Witherington's Walking Cane|